5.17.2012

funny, but seriously gross


The other day Sam, Avery and I went to the mall to look at stuff.  We went to the outdoor gear store and were wandering around. Avery is particularly naughty in this store.  Too much stuff to hide in and play in I guess.  Anyway, she was following me around and I saw her pick up what I thought was just a tag that had fallen off something.  I noticed a lady starring at her and not a nice stare, a what the heck is wrong with that kid and her parents stare.  Then, Avery looks up at me "Mommy look, look I have glasses like you!".  She had a hygienic liner sticker stuck across her eyes.  I almost peed my pants.  So creative and freaking disgusting at the same time.  I was embarrassed so I ripped the sticker off her face, but I really wanted to take a picture.  Fingers are crossed she doesn't contract an STD in her eye.